She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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