well I can't set my house on fire every night
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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