Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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