If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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