I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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