You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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