so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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