do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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