Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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