Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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