Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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