well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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