why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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