Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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