I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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