then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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