I could have mohawked her pubes.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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