Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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