You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize
