I think i peed on brittanys purse
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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