It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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