So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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