That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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