kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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