I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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