i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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