Pappa wants mamma naked
You work out of a Hotel?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize