? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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