i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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