Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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