i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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