I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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