I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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