I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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