If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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