is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
that's an acceptable place to lick
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You've changed since you got that strap on
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
