ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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