I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We had to coat check the pizza.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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