You're so nebulous sometimes
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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