If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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