She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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