Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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