Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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