I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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