What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
dude i'm inner monologue high
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
