I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
