Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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