Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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