Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I want a musical about memes.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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