Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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