i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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